MONSTERS VERSUS ALIENS TRAILER

This one could be good!!

Wolverine Trailer

YouTube - X-Men Origins: Wolverine Full Length Official Trailer HD

This link will take you to the Wolverine trailer on youtube if you want to save $7 on The Day the Earth Stood Still.  It shows the premier of Gambit, Emma Frost, Deadpool, The Blob, Wraith, Silver Fox, and Agent X and  Liev Shreiber as Sabretooth.  Oh, and it features the rumored host of the 2009 Oscars, Hugh Jackman as the man known as Wolverine.

The Day the Earth Stood Still

I am well aware the photo is the poster for the original version of the current blockbuster of the same name.  I'm using it because this poster represents the cult classic which is worth watching with a Mystery Science Theater 3000 quality to it.  While there are some similarities to the 2008 version and the 1951 original, the current version is not your grandfather's "Klaatu barada nikto."  

Like in the original, an alien named Klaatu takes human form (Keanu Reeves) and judges the earth's future with the help of a colossal robot named GORT.  Scientist Helen Benson (Jennifer Connelly) tries to convince Klaatu that the human race deserves a second chance.  

Unlike the original, this movie seems to have a modern moral.  The original dealt with the burgeoning era of mistrust and xenophobia that the cold war was creating.  The current movie, however, tries to market McDonalds, LG, and Ford to the audience all the while preaching a green lifestyle.  

Now some of the alien-tech is cool, but it's nothing original. Unfortunately, the best part of the movie is getting a chance to see the Wolverine trailer.  At least the original is worth checking out for the Sci-Fi fans.   Rated PG-13    104 Minutes    Grade:D

Terminator Salvation Trailer

I was not excited about this movie...until I saw this trailer.

DVD RELEASES FOR THIS WEEK

THE DARK KNIGHT

The AMAZING FILM that came out this summer is finally out on DVD today. In fact it is the number one selling Blu-Ray Disc of all time just in pre-orders alone. This disc is going to be amazing with 1 disc and 2 disc collections and Blu-Ray collectors sets as well as just the movie. If you missed this Film you need to go out and get it early as it is on sale everywhere this week. Not just the best movie of last summer but quite honestly one of the best movies ever made. Shop around and find a great price on this movie as it is everwhere and there is a lot of competition for price with big stores and online retailers.

HORTON HEARS A WHO

The Jim Carrey Voiced film was loved by kids and even though very few people remember it was one of the highest grossing films of 08. Once again on both regular DVD and Blu-Ray in different versions. There are good prices and it makes a great gift for a child that you would like to spend a couple hours in their bedrooom watching it rather than in the living room bothering you. My advice find the cheap regulare DVD. Paying Blu-Ray price for something that is only gonna be watched on a small childs TV seems ridiculous

LOST SEASON 4



Mark my words this series will go down in history as one of the greatest shows of all time. I am talking top 3 when it's all said and done. If you can get a good price PICK IT UP. If not rent it and spend a good week getting caught up. I am wanting to get the blu Ray if I can get a good price. Should be awesome special features!!

BLUE POWDER

I dont know anything about this movie other than it stars Jessica Biel as a stripper

Looking Ahead December

December 5^th

Cadillac Records– The story of the rise and fall of  the Chicago based Chess Records which launched the careers of Muddy Waters, Etta James, and Chuck Berry.   Adrian Brody, and Beyonce Knowles star.  The music of these blues legends is unforgettable, but is the story about the record company that promoted them worth telling?

Frost/Nixon- Based on the 1977 series of interviews between David Frost and Richard Nixon.  Ron Howard directs a loaded cast.  With Howard’s track record this should be done well, but is Nixon still relevant?

Nobel Son- When a Nobel prize winner refuses to pay the ransom for his son who is being held hostage, his son joins the kidnappers in a plot for revenge.  This may be an entertaining movie with dark humor.  But this one may not make the screens in Springfield.

Punisher: War Zone- The sequel of the Punisher minus Thomas Jane and the dark humor that made the previous movie.  Based on the preview this may give the original with Lundgren a run for its money for Marvel’s 2^nd worst movie. (Hulk  being the worst)

December 12^th

Day the Earth Stood Still- Jennifer Connelly and Keanu Reeves star in the remake of the 1951 classic about an alien race come to wipe out the destructive people of Earth.  The original preached about peace.  The previews for this updated version makes the aliens look like they are following a Green initiative.

Doubt- Starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Meryl Streep, this movie is based on the best-selling novel about a nun confronting a priest after suspecting him of abusing a student.  Just in time for the Catholics biggest holiday!

Nothing Like the Holidays- A Latino family with nothing in common other than being part of the family get together for the holidays.  John Leguizamo, Alfred Molina, and Freddy Rodriguez star.  The preview is funny, but it’s missing explosions.

The Reader- Kate Winslet and Ralph Fiennes star in what looks like a 2008 version of the English Patient.  This is good for the people who were waiting for 2008’s version of the English Patient…

December 17^th

The Wrestler- In one of the more compelling movies coming out this month, Mickey Rourke star as an aging wrestler trying to move on with his life after suffering a career ending injury.  However, when a chance to get back in the ring arises,  will he risk everything for another shot at center stage.  The preview is on our site and looks to be a must see.  Unfortunately, this may fall below the Springfield Kerasotes radar.

December 19^th

Seven Pounds- Will Smith stars as a man with a secret and a plan for redemption with a plan that could affect the lives of seven strangers forever.  I’m curious as to know what Smith’s character did.  (My guess is he killed a child while driving drunk, or he made a video with Hillbilly Joe and Ms Kitty)

Tale of Despereaux- An animated story about a mouse with over-sized ears and a large amount of courage set in the age of maidens and dragons.  This is the family movie for the kids after Bolt and Madagascar have been seen.

Yes Man- Jim Carey stars as a man who makes a promise to say yes to whatever comes along.  Jim Carey may be back on top of the comedy star list after this movie. 

December 25^th

Bedtime Stories- Adam Sandler stars in this movie where the stories he tells his nephews in the evening become reality the next day.  Look out! Sandler is in another wacky situation!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button- Benjamin (Brad Pitt) is living his life in reverse.  As the title says, the trailer makes me curious…

Marley & Me- The story about a man giving his girlfriend a dog and the dog becomes more of a handful than the couple originally thought.  Starring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson.  My only thought on this movie is how scantily clad Aniston will be…

The Spirit- Directed by the creator of Sin City and adapted from Will Eisner’s graphic novels, The Spirit stars a series of femme fatales (Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes, and Sarah Paulson) sent to kill the city’s masked crusader (Gabriel Macht).  Samuel L Jackson stars as the criminal mastermind, The Octopus.  If you liked Sin City,  The Spirit will definitely tide you over until Sin City 2 is released.

December 26^th

Gran Torino- Clint Eastwood stars as a retired soldier forced to defend his neighborhood from an Asian gang.  I like Eastwood, but can he still pull of the grizzelled old man or will he come off like my grandfather looks after he soils his depends?

Revolutionary Road- Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star as an unconventional couple trying to find fulfillment in an age of conformity.  Based on the description, I thought HBJ may have a lawsuit, but after watching the preview I fell asleep.

Valkyrie- Based on a true story, Tom Cruise stars as part of the conspiracy to assassinate Hitler.  Most historians know how this one should play out and Bryan Singer's last movie was the dreck Superman Returns.  Singer, however,  has a great track record with movies that involve Nazis and/or deception (see Apt Pupil and Usual Suspects).

BOLT

Bolt (John Travolta) is the biggest action star currently on television.  Thanks to the director, the dog believes he has super powers  and has to constantly defend his master Penny (Miley Cyrus) from the clutches of the evil Dr Calico (Malcom McDowell).  After the filming of the cliff-hanger season finale, Bolt is mistakenly shipped to New York city.  Frantic and desperate, Bolt captures the street-smart alley cat, Mittens (Susie Essman) believing her to be a spy for Dr Calico.  Mittens becomes the reluctant guide for Bolt's quest to return to LA.  Along their travels, they come across an over zealous super-fan in the form of an overweight hamster named Rhino (Mark Walton).  While on the road, Mittens slowly realizes Bolt has led a sheltered life and tries to help him learn the little things he's missed out on by not living like a normal dog.  

I thought Bolt was one of those animated movies that most adults could easily tolerate if not enjoy.  In a slew of rated R comedies lately, this provides a decent option for those that have young kids (6-10) to see a family movie.  Seen previously on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Susie Essman's dry wit provides a good counter balance to John Travolta's straight-laced attitude and Mark Walton' s super-fan intensity.  While the theme is not particularly original (another Disney movie where a family is split apart by some bizarre event and yet both sides are determined to find one another again), the movie does provide enough laughs to keep the kids and adults entertained.  Rated PG    Run time 96 Minutes    Grade C+

EVEN BETTER STAR TREK TRAILER

THE WRESTLER TRAILER

Being a wrestling fan I have heard so much about this movie. I thought Mickey Rourke was phenomenal in Sin City. I had a feeling he would bring something to this role when I read what the movie was about. All I can say is Holy SH$t He even brings it in the Trailer. The sadness, the angst, the emotion in his face and thats hard to do with his weird looking stretched face. This looks like it could bring the ROCKY feel back to the movies. You very rarely see mood in a trailer but I definitely see it in this one. Check it out below it is the trailer for the Wrestler.

JJ ABRAMS STAR TREK LOOKS COOL

There is a great clear version of the Trailer online check it out HERE

Some Quick Throwbacks Hits for November

Revolver-Your mind can not accept a game this big.  Directed by Guy Ritchie.  Jake (Jason Statham) just got out of prison and only has revenge on his mind.  He has had 5 long years in solitary to plan his revenge against the man who sent him to jail.  During that time, Mr. Macha (Ray Liota) has grown in power becoming the owner of a casino. Macha has kept tabs on his adversary and awaits Jake's bid for revenge.  What Macha doesn't know is Jake spent 5 years learning from two of the smartest inmates in the prison.  All starts well for Jake until things go sideways and he's muscled by two loan sharks  (Andre Benjamin and Vincent Pastore) into playing their own little game with Macha.  Throw in a stuttering hitman (Mark Strong), a sadistic bodyguard (Terrance Maynard), the yakuza, and the mysterious Mr Gold, and what once started out as a plot for revenge quickly turns into a game of life or death with everyone playing for keeps.  

Revolver is sure to mess with your head as you watch it.  For those that enjoy movies that provide mental shake-ups, this one is definitely a must watch.  Jason Statham is finally given a role where he can demonstrate more than just his fighting and driving style.  Love it or hate it, Revolver is guaranteed to leave an impression.

Rated R  104 Minutes

Memento- Guy Pearce stars as an amnesiac out for revenge for the murder of his wife in Christopher Nolan's (Batman Begins, Dark Knight) breakout directorial and screen-writing performance.  

Shelby Leonard (Guy Pearce) has a problem.  He is trying to hunt down his wife's killer.  What makes things worse is Shelby can no longer retain any new memories.  All he has to go on are his polaroids all over the hotel room and mysterious tattoos all over his body.  His only leads come from Natalie (Carrie-Anne Moss) and Teddy (Joe Panoliano).  Can he trust Natalie  like the photo says or does she have ulterior motives?  Teddy says he knows me but his photo has him marked as a liar.  Can a man with no memory avenge his wife and more importantly, will he remember?

In a bizarre twist, Memento places the viewer in the shoes of the main character by starting at the ending and going backwards from scene to scene.  This movie kicked off the career of director, Christopher Nolan.  Guy Pearce gives a fantastic performance.  This is one gimmick movie where the gimmick actually makes a good story better.  Best Buy is currently selling the dvd copy for $6.99 which is a good deal for this thriller.

Rated R  113 Minutes

Nate's Review of Quantum of Solace

Let me start this review by stating that, in some aspects, I agree with Ray and DC, and I disagree on some aspects. I will also admit that I was one of those skeptics who wasn't sure if Daniel Craig was the right person to play Bond, but after the opening scene in Casino Royale I was certain that he was the right choice. He has, in two films, changed the face of the traditional James Bond character that has since taken over 17 films to create. He's taken the role from an almost cartoonish depiction of a british super agent, to a more "in your face" fist fighting agent who doesn't rely on gadgets or special weapons to get him through the mission at hand.

If I have to give a review right this minute, I'd have to say that "Quantum of Solace" was not my favorite of the many James Bond movies but after thinking about it I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt as a film that's a setup for bigger and better things to come. If you read Ray and DC's reviews of the film you see that this movie does setup the Quantum group as a villain group that will oppose the new Bond, just as SPECTRE did the old Bond. I do hope that the villains start getting more interesting as Dominic Greene was by far the least interesting villain I've seen in a Bond movie. He portrayed a bad guy that was more of a "see the big picture" computer geek mastermind type than a muscle type that had the weapons to put together a climatic fight with Bond at the end of the movie. I say that I hope the villains get more interesting because as you'll see at this movie all we're really given is that Quantum seems like it's made up of mostly "mastermind" types.

If you're a true Bond fan, you'll go see this regardless of any review, but if you're NOT a Bond fan take my advice and at very least go out and rent "Casino Royale" before checking out Quantum of Solace. You'll wish you had if you haven't!!

RAY'S THOUGHTS ON QUANTUM OF SOLACE

Let me start by saying that I LIKED THIS MOVIE. I am a huge fan of all things Bond. I was also one of the people that was not sure Daniel Craig was the correct choice to take over the role. I was proven wrong after I saw CASINO ROYALE.

Now I think I made an incredibly smart decision by watching Casino Royale not that long ago. I mean how could I not I got it on Blue Ray! By watching it I think I was less confused than some others might have been at the beginning of this movie. It picks up minutes after the last movie ended. The car chase scene at the beginning of the movie is incredible and it is cool to see a movie get right into action and take advantage of the fact that we know the characters.

Daniel Craig is Awesome again as Bond. And Dame Judi Dench continues to be Magnificent as M. Let's face it Judi Dench is the best. Seriously, she is amazing. I would watch her play any role. I mean she could pull off a movie where she is a teacher who ends up coaching inner city black kids in basketball. She could pull off the mean Grandmother with a heart of gold in a BENJI movie. She could pull off World leaders, Mother superiors, superhero villians, you name it this lady can do it.

I like the fact that the creation of the QUANTUM group gives Bond a SPECTRE like organization to fight against. I liked the action in the beginning chase scene that has some of the same running and jumping that was made so famous in the last movie. I loved the female roles in the movie. Strawberry Fields was super hot and Im not a big fan of redheads. I loved the scene when Bond gets photos of the members of the Quantum organization while the opera is going on.

What I didnt like was NO SEX WITH THE BOLIVIAN CHIC. COME ON!! Its Bond.
I hated the artsy action scene with the opera finale behind it. I know the director was trying something new but it didnt work. That scene should have played out normally like all other Bond action sequences. I also think that we have seen Rogue Bond enough. Next movie let's not have him go off rogue. Let's also get a less pussy acting villian. My wife could have punched out Dominic Greene who otherwise was a great villian. I also think the producers need to leave the Bourne movies alone. They are what they are. We dont need to take that annoying frenetic pacing from those movies. In other words Bond movies are great we dont need to steal from the Bourne movies. Come on youre better than that.

Overall with the exception of the handful of nit picky things I just mentioned I loved this movie
4 out of 5 on RAYSCALE. Go see it.

James Bond: Quantum of Solace

Quantum- A secret world organization determined to bend the planet to its will.  

Solace- Comfort or consolation in a time of distress or sadness.

This latest Bond epic picks up where Casino Royale left off with James Bond (Daniel Craig) in search of the mysterious Quantum group.  In a globe spanning quest, Bond runs across the nefarious Dominic Greene (Mathieu Amalric) and his plans to stage a coup in a 3rd world country for material and political gain.  If that weren't enough of a challenge, Bond must stay one step ahead of members of MI-6 and the CIA whose goals align with Dominic Greene.  Luckily, Bond gets some help along the way from the sultry and secretive Camille (Olga Kurylenko).  Will James find solace in ending the latest gambit from Quantum?  That remains to be seen...

This new retooled version of the James Bond series is firing on all cylinders!  Gone is the suave, martini swilling playboy  your father knew.  The new Bond is one part grifter, one part Jack Bauer.  While I was hesitant with the new direction of the franchise at first, These new movies have delivered on the hype.   While the gadgets and dry humor are no longer part of the main theme, the classics are now available on blue ray to enjoy.  Meanwhile, Daniel Craig is indeed the new James Bond for the new millennium.  Rated PG-13  106 Minutes  Grade A 

MORE STAR TRAK POSTERS RELEASED

The JJ Abrams directed Star Trek wont be released until 2009 but the promotion is already kicking into high gear. Brand new posters have been made public. They are pretty cool so check them out.--

post by Ray Lytle

Role Models

Wheeler (Sean William Scott) and Danny (Paul Rudd) are two under achievers forced to spend 150 hours mentoring kids at Sturdy Wings to avoid jail time.  Unfortunately, Gayle (Jane Lynch), the director of Sturdy Wings has decided to pair the guys with the least popular kids of the agency.  Danny is paired with Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), a fantasy role-player and Wheeler is forced to pair up with Ronnie (Bobb'e J Thompson), a foul-mouthed belligerent 10-year-old.  Danny and Wheeler quickly learn they if to mature somewhat before they're forced to do jail time.  

Bobb'e J Thompson steals the show in nearly every scene in which he appears.  Role Models provides plenty of laughs and ends up a classic feel good movie.  Fans of foul mouth humor, Kiss, and mock sword fighting should enjoy the hell out of this movie.  Rated R  99 Minutes Grade B+

RockNRolla

Stella (Thandie Newton) wants excitement in her life. One Two (Gerard Butler) and Mumbles (Idris Elba) want to buy into the land owner business. Lenny Cole (Tom Wilkinson) wants to be be known as the king of property. Uri (Karel Roden) wants to build his stadium where he damn well pleases. Roman (Chris Bridges) and Micky (Jeremy Piven) want their most popular musician back. Johnny Quid (Toby Kebbell) wants more drugs.  Archie (Mark Strong) wants a moments rest.  All of them are about to find out you don't always get what you want.  

Guy Ritchie presents another high velocity action comedy falling in the steps of Snatch and Lock Stock and Smoking Barrels.  This movie was highly entertaining and worth the ticket price.  

Rated R    114 Minutes    Grade B

Looking Ahead November

The following is a quick look at all the potential blockbusters and a few duds coming to theaters during the month of November.

November 7

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa- An animated sequel starring the voices of Chris Rock, Ben Stiller, and Jada Pinkett-Smith.  This one follows the characters as they learn to adapt from the cushy lifestyle of the zoo to the harsh life of the jungle.  I'm sure the kids will enjoy it.

Role Models- Starring Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott, two losers are forced to be big brothers to avoid going to jail.  This one looks like it has potential.  Look for the kid Ronnie to steal the scenes.  It seems he's based off the child who stole his grandmother's car a few months back. 

Soul Men- Samuel L Jackson and the late Bernie Mac star as a defunct music group trying to launch a come back.  The two appear to have a good comedic back and forth in the preview, but the movie will likely be eclipsed by the other shows coming out this week.  

November 14

James Bond: Quantum of Solace- Daniel Craig is slowly earning his due as the new Bond and this movie may propel him to a favorite.  The preview has been the best of the fall season.  The new direction is great, but I hope they bring back the cool gadgets.

November 21

Bolt- Disney's fall animated release about a dog, voiced by John Travolta, believing he's a super hero lost in New York.  Disney puts this out just in time to force parents to go out and get the spinoff merchandise on Black Friday.  At least the movie looks funny.

Twilight- Based on an extremely popular book series, many have been anxiously awaiting this release. Expect a cross between Interview with a Vampire and the OC from the look of the trailer

November 26 (Wednesday)

Australia- Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman star in a world war 2 epic set in Australia.  This may have missed its peak potential not being released in the late 80's when America was fascinated with all things Australian.

Four Christmas- Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon star as a couple caught on national news when their vacation is ruined.  Because of that they get trapped into seeing each of their families over the holidays.  This one looks to be the one everybody will be talking about at work after the Thanksgiving holiday.

Milk- Sean Penn stars in the story of the first openly gay man elected to public office in America.  Not on my must see list, but some may be interested in Harvey Milk's life story.  

Transporter 3- Even more transportier!!!  Jason Stathem's made quite the reputation of the fast-driving, butt-kicking, funny-talking action star. 

Zach & Miri Make a Porno

Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) have been life long friends and are currently living together in their home town just outside of Pittsburgh.  Unfortunately, they aren't making enough money to pay their bills.  After a chance encounter at the high school reunion, Zack determines the best way to pay off all their bills is to make a porno.  Miri is slowly talked into the venture and with the help of some new friends, production begins.  What the two friends fail to think about is how having sex with each other will affect the future of their relationship.

Zach and Miri was hysterical!  Brandon Routh (Superman) makes a great cameo.  Director Kevin Smith has gotten away from his Jay and Bob universe and still did a fantastic movie.  Craig Robinson (the guy from The Office and Pineapple Express) is funny as always. If you are in the mood to laugh and have a dirty mind (don't we all), I highly recommend seeing this movie.  The movie is quite explicit, however, so think twice before letting the kids go.  Grade A

Spaced

 A waiting to be discovered graphic artist and current comic book store worker, Tim (Simon Pegg) just got dumped by his girlfriend of five years and told to leave their apartment.  Daisy (Jessica Hynes) has just decided squatting with a bunch of stoners is no way for a burgeoning writer to live.   The two strangers meet while apartment hunting and come across the perfect place.  The only problem is the place is for professional couples only.  With both of them desperate and homeless, Tim and Daisy devise a plan to pose as a young married couple to get the flat.  Now, the only problems the two have is keep up the act in front of the landlord.  Oh, and the two have to find paying work.  Rounding out the cast are Brian (Mark Heap) the eccentric artist downstairs, Marsha (Julia Deakin) the boozing and talkative land lady, Mike (Nick Frost) Tim's troublesome best friend and gun enthusiast, and Twist (Katy Carmichael) Daisy's best friend and fashionista.  

A short-lived British television series, Spaced never really caught on with all the pop-culture references throughout the series.  However, an American audience has gradually grown by word of mouth and by famous fans like Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Matt Stone, and Judd Apatow.  If you are a pop culture geek and like shows filled with irreverent humor, this is a show you need to pick up.  Grade A 

W.

As W (Josh Brolin) meets in his office in mid 2002 determining whether or not to invade Iraq, he begins to flash back to influential moments of his life.  Filmed in traditional Oliver Stone style, the movie jumps back and forth through time like a rabbit on crystal meth, yet keeps the progression of the story.  The movie would be a great political satire if most of these events hadn’t actually happened. 

The acting in the movie is fantastic although at some points the scenes seemed like an all-star SNL skit.  Richard Dreyfuss disappears into the role of Dick Cheney.  My only complaint in the acting department is James Cromwell, who is a great actor, didn’t seem to make a good Bush Sr. 

As for the movie itself, a lot of Bush’s history is glossed over and many things aren’t even mentioned (cocaine use, election fixing).  However the movie does the job of capturing the character of the man.  Love him or hate him, you have to admit W is a compelling character.  Rated PG 13 Run time 130 minutes

Grade C

Max Payne

Max Payne (Mark Wahlberg) is desperately seeking answers behind the unsolved murder of his wife and daughter.  Years have gone by without any answers and all leads have grown cold. However, a chance encounter during a random shake down slowly progresses towards a brutal murder scene with Max as the only suspect.   Now on the run and in the cold, Max discovers his new woes may be linked to his wife’s death.  Finally, Max may get the chance for revenge and redemption.

Based on the video game of the same name, Max Payne has the same basic plot line.  The only twist is the mystery of the angels that show up in the previews.  Without that, Max Payne is just another revenge-based action movie. 

For those that would prefer not to spend the $7 to find out the mystery, the paragraph below lets you in on the secret.  If you prefer to be surprised or figure it out on your own, skip the next paragraph. Rated PG-13 Run time 100 Minutes   Grade C

The angels are actually hallucinations of the underground street drug Valkyr.  The drug gives everyone the feel of invincibility along with the unfortunate side effect of seeing horrific valkyries.  In a climax all soccer moms are sure to understand, Max takes the hallucinogenic and goes on a trigger happy rampage against the killers.

Sex Drive

Sex Drive – Luckless virgin, Ian (Josh Zuckerman) gets an instant message from his online girlfriend, Ms. Tasty, requesting if he brings his 1969 GTO Judge down to see her, she will go all the way with him.  The only flaw is the car actually belongs to Ian’s older brother Rex (James Marsden).  Fortunately, Ian’s friend Lance (Clark Duke) convinces Ian to take the car, hit the road, and finally get his cherry popped.  However, as always, the best of plans get laid to waste including: Ian’s best friend Felecia decides to tag along with the guys, Rex finds out his car is missing, run ins with strange locals frequently occur, and a the group has a chance encounter with an Amish fellow who happens to be a fantastic mechanic. 

Aside from a few random jokes, Sex Drive is a mediocre comedy with the same underlying plot of most movies where the unlucky guy happens to have a hot female best friend. Yet neither seem to notice each other until the 3^rd act.

Rated R run time 109 minutes   Grade D

Somebody out there give Val Kilmer a real job, Please!

Knight Rider has to be the dumbest show of the new season.  Well, at least the worst one that's being picked up for an entire season.  This is not the only shocking problem, however, as I recently learned the voice of the car was Val Kilmer.  Did he lose a bet or is he desperate for money?  A man responsible for some of my favorite roles in past movies (Doc Holliday in Tombstone, Ice Man from Top Gun, Chris Knight in Real Genius, and Nick Rivers from Top Secret!), has resorted to voicing the car?  I would accept the move if the show were good, but the old series is better than this new one.  The new series is like a bad one hour car ad.  What's worse is I've seen better car ads, hell I've seen better commercials for razor blades!  

To differ with most people ranting on the net, I will provide a solution to this show.  First, bring back Hasselhoff as the driver. Next, think Kung-Fu meets Beautiful Mind.  Knight travels from town to town helping people in need of his expertise.  The twist is only Knight can hear the car when it speaks, leaving the question to the viewer: Is Knight really a special agent driving a living, technological marvel, or is he just a good-natured nut speaking into a broken dashboard light?

However, I was raised to find the positve in everything; therefore, I give you one highlight of this current show...

Deanna Russo

One of the best shows you may not be watching

Sons of Anarchy does for motorcycle gangs what Sopranos did for New Jersey mobsters.  However, this show also adds some black humor along the way.  Charlie Hunnam stars as Jax, a young member whose love for the brotherhood is tested by his growing apprehension for its lawlessness.  Meanwhile, Jax's step-father Clay (Ron Pearlman) and mother Gemma (Katey Segal) slowly bend the will of the club to their ideal, albeit dark, vision.  

The most recent episode found the members helping a recently released convict reclaim some skimmed funds he had hidden before going away.  Unfortunately, his nervous tick of compulsive masterbation is leaves the members uneasy.  On the other end of town, Gemma is trying to make sure all goes well with her charity picnic for the local school.  Things start to unravel, though, when an ousted member shows up to see his son's band play during the fund raiser.  This causes the gang to try some experimental tattoo removal by the end of the show.  

If this show keeps up its mix of intensity and humor, it may help replace that void Sopranos left behind. For now, its worth the watch.  New episodes can be seen on FX on Wednesdays at 9pm Central, or go to fxnetwork and watch previous episodes.

Body of Lies

CIA field agent Roger Ferris (Leonardo DiCaprio) is operating in Iraq and hot on the trail of an underground terrorist cell believed to be coordinating the most recent attacks in America and Europe.  Ed Hoffman (Russell Crowe), meanwhile, is coordinating plans for Ferris via satellite imagery back in Langley.  Following clues that lead to Jordan, Ferris must broker an uneasy alliance with the chief of Jordanian intelligence (Mark Strong).  In a clash of beliefs and ideals, Ferris has to learn quickly who to trust for making the wrong choice could cost him his life.  128 Minutes Rated R

Body of Lies is another fantastic action/suspense movie from Ridley Scott. (Black Hawk Down, Gladiator)  While this movie lacks the personal drama of the recent movie, Traitor, it more than makes up for it in action sequences.  This movie shows the futility of the war on terror yet shows why it's also necessary.  Many other movies trying to tackle this subject often lean one way or the other.  Body of Lies seems to walk the razor's edge.  Grade B-

Throwback Movies on DVD

Every week or so I am going to try to post about a couple movies that either stayed under the radar at the box office, never quite made it to the big screen, or was just plain forgotten over time

Suspect Zero- FBI agent Thomas Mackelway (Aaron Eckhart) is brought into an investigation of a series of strange murders.  Signs slowly point to Benjamin O'Ryan (Ben Kinglsey) who was used in a secret government experiment in developing telepathic abilities.  O'Ryan, however, is on his own quest after the ultimate elusive serial killer seemingly devoid of any pattern.  During the chase Mackelway begins to wonder if O'Ryan's ability has turned him into the very monster he was supposedly made to stop.  Released in 2004. Rated R

This movie is a dark, mysterious thriller with a chilling performance by Ben Kingsley.  Suspect Zero is definitely worth a rental for those that enjoy noir detective movies.

Trespass is about two Arkansas fire fighters, Vince and Don, who find a map that leads to a stolen cache of gold.  While in an abandoned building in East St. Louis (yes, East St. Louis) in search of the treasure, Vince (Bill Paxton) witnesses a gangland execution.  King James (Ice-T) decides he can't have any witnesses and orders his gang to kill the two firemen.  Meanwhile, Don (William Sadler) refuses to walk away without the gold.  This starts a deadly game of cat and mouse between the two sides in which no one may walk away. Released in 1992.  Rated R.

This movie should provide with plenty of mindless entertainment.  Trespass is an old-school action movie filled with gagster rappers.  (think Die Hard meets Judgement Night)

Looking Ahead

Once a month, I'm going to try to show the big movies coming out for that month.  I may point out a few duds as well. 

October 10th

• Body of Lies-Looks like a terrorist version of the Departed especially with DiCaprio in it.  Too bad Traitor beat them to the box office. However, Russell Crowe usually has good sense when picking movie parts.
• The Express-Just in time for October, an inspirational movie about a sports legend!
• Quarantine-This looks like a zombie movie crossed with the bad photography of the Blair Witch.  And does anyone else see the night vision shots and flashback to that Paris Hilton video?
• City of Ember-Think Journey to the Center of the Earth, but in reverse...

October 17th

• Max Payne-Based on a video game which usually is not a good sign, but I'm curious why scenes include the sky turning to fire and a horde of angels randomly appearing.  Starring Mark Walburg and Mila Kunis
• Sex Drive- This movie caught my interest when a preview shows a cop trying to mace a fast-food mascot then screaming, "The big Mexican won't go down!"
• W.-Given Oliver Stone's history, this movie could be insanely boring or just plain insane.  I'm having trouble telling whether or not the movie is a satire or a tribute to our lame-duck President...

October 24th

• Changeling-Jon Malkovich and Angelina Jolie provide the star power, but Clint Eastwood is directing.  On his track record alone, this movie may worth checking out. 
• High School Muical 3: Senior Year-Note: want to be successful like Disney?  Milk every idea for as much money as you can while beating the same premise into the ground and then set it to bubble-gum pop.
• Pride and Glory-Ed Norton and Colin Farrell in a cop movie?  Sounds like money, however this one was supposed to come out back in March.  Was it due to the company preferring better time based on the strike or were there bad reviews in early test screenings?
• Saw V-See above note on High School Musical 3 except use creepy industrial music...

October 31st

• Haunting of Molly Hartley-Anybody remember when this movie was called Carrie?
• Zack and Miri Make a Porno-I was signed up to see this even before I found out it was from the mind of Kevin Smith (Clerks, Dogma, Clerks 2)

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Trying to get over a break-up with his girlfriend of 6 months, Nick (Michael Cera) is coerced by his friends to come out and play bass for their gig.  The group Nick plays in is an indie-gay rock band called the Jerk Offs.  Meanwhile, Norah (Kat Dennings) is convinced to go out with her hard partying friend (Ari Graynor) and hit the underground band scene.  As events unfold, Nick and Norah are forced together by Nick’s band-mates to go out and find the secret location of a secret show by the ultimate underground band.  Music , at first, seems to be the only thing Nick and Norah have in common, but as the night progresses, it suddenly feels like anything might be possible. Run time: 90 minutes Rated PG-13

Set in the New York City underground music scene, this movie provides a dynamic story of romance and possibilities.  Like Ray said on-air Monday,  all it could take for a lasting relationship is one long night together.  This one provides for men and women alike. Whether a fan of music or not, the teens and parents should enjoy this movie.  

Grade: A

Appaloosa

Two gunmen are hired by the townspeople of Appaloosa. Virgil Cole (Ed Harris) and Everett Hitch (Viggo Mortensen) have been bringing law to small towns for years, but this town offers a serious adversary for the two friends in the form of Randall Bragg (Jeremy Irons).  Bragg is an wily adversary who runs a ranch just outside of town and feels his men should be allowed to do whatever they want while in Appaloosa.  Things become even more difficult when Allison French (Renee Zellweger) comes to town looking for work and starts to come between the two longstanding friends of Cole and Hitch.  This is one town where feelings can get you killed.  Run time: 116 minutes Rated R

This movie was a fantastic Western.  Everyone afore-mentioned gave great performances, but Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen, especially, provided characters to remember.  Now this one doesn’t go down into the great Westerns of all time (Tombstone, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Unforgiven, and Hondo); however, Appaloosa is a textbook Western/Cowboy movie.  The movie runs slow at some points and the movie is filled by the simplicity of cowboy wisdom. Those that don’t have the patience to sit through the story to get to the gunfights may get a little frustrated with the movie, but any true fan of the genre should put this one on the must-see list.  

Grade: B-

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

Sidney Young (Simon Pegg) is the owner/lead journalist of a small British celebrity magazine. After crashing a party hosted by the editor of Sharp’s magazine by pretending to be the handler for the pig from Babe 3, Sidney is offered a starting position by the editor (Jeff Bridges).  Immediately in over his head, Sidney arrives on the New York entertainment scene constantly bumbling about and often speaking his own contrary opinions to people who are uninterested.  Finding and unlikely friend in his co-worker Alison Olsen (Kirsten Dunst), Sidney quickly tries to get her help in bagging the new “it girl” on the scene (Megan Fox).  Run time: 90 minutes Rated PG-13

Not everyone may find a movie about a celebrity magazine writer’s fall to power all that interesting.  Simon Pegg fans should enjoy his typical irreverent humor, otherwise How to Lose Friends and Alienate people has about as much originality to offer as another remake of Can’t Buy me Love. This one may be worth waiting until the movie gets to dvd.  In the meantime Simon Pegg fans can go out and rent Run Fatboy Run, Hot Fuzz, or Spaced (the British television show where he got his start).  Grade C

FirePoof!

A couple who participated in a potent medical experiment gain telekinetic ability and then have a child who is pyrokinetic. Drew Barrymore stars in Fire Start... oh wait that's not right.  Let's try that again...

A pair of adventurers try to track down an ancient Aztec gold! Chuck Norris and Louis Gossett Jr star in FireWalker...  No that's not it either.

Firepoof er, Fireproof rather, stars Caleb Holt (Kirk Cameron) is a firefighter and all around man's man who is the go to guy in the local fire house.  Unfortunately, for as successful he is at work, he is equally unsuccessful on the home-front.  As his marriage ends before him, Caleb's father sticks his nose in, er, offers advice to his confused son by providing a book entitled the Love Dare.  Initially, Caleb's new efforts are met with reluctance and uncertainty by his wife Catherine (Erin Bethea).  Over time, however, Caleb starts putting his heart into his efforts and allows God to guide him to be a better husband through prayer. (no, really!)  Rated PG

Unless you already have group tickets to go to see this one with your church group, I recommend setting yourself on fire before being dragged to this movie.  Otherwise, God be with you, and bring a phone with an internet connection.  

Grade: F (for flaming bags of excrement would get a more positive response)

For those who would prefer to see real fire fighting drama, I suggest catching the mini-sodes of Rescue Me available on YouTube for starters.

5 Reasons to rent Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Devastated after breaking up with his world famous girlfriend, Peter (Jason Segel) decides to take time off composing musical scores for television shows and takes a solo vacation in Hawaii.  Unfortunately, his ex Sarah (Kristin Bell) is also vacationing with her new rock-star boyfriend in the very hotel in which Peter is staying.  Peter tries to cope by finding solace and friendship in the hotel staff and guests, especially by spending time with the hotel concierge, Rachel (Mila Kunis).  Rated R due to nudity and strong language.  

As for why this is worth at least a rental:

5. The movie was produced by Judd Apatow, who brought movies such as 40 year old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad, and Pineapple Express to the big screen.

4. Jason Segel wrote and stars in the movie.  He doesn't have the slightest problem in making himself seem hysterically pathetic. (warning: the man is also not afraid to show off his junk)

3. Dracula: the puppet musical...

2. The supporting cast is fantastic! Paul Rudd (Anchorman), Bill Hader (Superbad), Jonah Hill (Superbad),  and Jack McBrayer (Kenneth from 30 Rock) all have laugh out loud parts in the movie.

1. Mila Kunis And Kristin Bell dressed bikinis all movie long!  What more do you need to enjoy the movie?

Grade: A

Iron Man on DVD Today!!

One of the best movies of the summer is finally on DVD!  

After surviving an unexpected attack in enemy territory, jet-setting industrialist Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr) builds a high-tech suit of armor and vows to protect the world as Iron Man.  Straight from the pages of the legendary comic book, Iron Man is a hero who is built -not born- to be unlike any other!

This movie isn't just the best Super-Hero Origin story, it was the second best Action Adventure movie of the summer.  From the casting, which was perfect, to the directing (hard to believe this was done by the same guy who directed Elf, The Break Up, and Swingers) this movie was spot-on.  On top of it all, the movie is accessible to all ages and both genders.  

Iron Man is worth the purchase to have this one on your shelf.  With any luck, by the time you're burnt out on the movie, The Dark Knight should be on DVD.  Grade: A

Miracle at St. Anna

In 1983, Hector Negron (Laz Alanso) shot a man in cold blood.  A seemingly upright citizen and decorated war veteran, Hector does not seem to have any motive for the crime.  Cub reporter Tim Boyle (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) takes interest in the story especially after helping find a priceless artifact in Hector’s apartment.  This drives Tim to question Hector about the intriguing mystery, which began in 1944 Italy.

In 1944, four buffalo soldiers end up trapped in a small Tuscan villa during World War II after one of the soldiers risks his life to save an injured boy. 

The story is inspired by the August 1944 Sant'Anna di Stazzema massacre perpetrated by the Waffen-SS in retaliation to Italian partisan activity.  According to the Buffalo Soldier National Museum: 500,000 Blacks were stationed overseas, amounting to 4% of the 11 million Americans who served on foreign shores during World War 2. About 10% of blacks were in combat units. The all-black 92nd Infantry was in Italy, and had 616 killed in action and 2,187 wounded.

The movie was actually done fairly well and its lackluster performance in the box office is rather disappointing.  The movie is rather epic in scope and actually provides a point of view from all sides involved in the war.  Some moments occur where I thought, “okay Spike, I get it.  White people are racist…”  All in all however, I thought it was a pretty good war movie.  While it’s not Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, or Dirty Dozen, Miracle at St Anna is one of the better war movies I have seen in a while.  If you like war movies, I recommend giving this one a shot.  Just remember its rated R and leave the kids at home.

Grade: C+

Lakeview Terrace

A young, interracial couple move into what they believe to be the perfect starter house until they meet their new neighbor, Abel Turner (Sam Jackson).  Abel is a high strung LAPD beat cop.    After the couple decide to fight back against the odd behavior of their new neighbor, the situation quickly escalates beyond a simple difference of opinions.  

This movie seemed to wander back and forth between a thriller and narrative of difficulties an interracial couple seem to face.  Sam Jackson's character was rather interesting. At first, he just appears to be overbearing, over protective and narrow minded.  However as the movie goes on, Abel seems to have some serious issues.  Unfortunately, the other characters aren't as well fleshed out as Abel as they all felt fairly one-dimensional.  

In the end, Jackson devolves into just another psychopath chasing after the young couple.  I couldn't help but wonder if there was more there.   This is one where you won't be missing out if you decide to wait for a rental.  Grade: C-

My Best Friend's Girl

Smart, beautiful and headstrong, Alexis is the girl of Dustin's dreams. But after only five weeks of dating, the love-struck Dustin is coming on so strong that Alexis is forced to slow things down--permanently. Devastated and desperate to get her back, Dustin turns to his best friend, Tank, the rebound specialist. A master at seducing--and offending--women, Tank gets hired by freshly dumped guys to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives--an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. But when Tank works his magic on Alexis, he ends up meeting the challenge of a lifetime. Alexis is the first girl who knows how to call his bluff, and Tank soon finds himself torn between his loyalty to Dustin and a strange new attraction to his best friend's girl. Starring: Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Alec Baldwin, Jason Biggs, Lizzy Caplan. Rated R for strong language and sexual content throughout, including graphic dialogue and some nudity.

This movie is just another in a long line of romantic "boy meets girl" comedies with a quirky premise.   Dane Cook has funny moments but he typically comes across as a beginner comedian who has come up with 30 minutes of material from a Taco Bell menu.  Jason Biggs seems perpetually doomed to play the "nice guy" schmuck who always happens to get caught in an embarrassing act.  

One redeeming feature is Kate Hudson and Dane Cook work well off each other.  The best parts of the movie are the scenes showing Cook being the worst wedding date in history. (Including telling the infamous priest and rabbi joke to an actual priest and rabbi during the reception)  

My advice is hold off for this one until it runs repeatedly on TBS or Comedy Central in 8 months.   Grade: D